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DjJade
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Nashville, TN

what makes 100%?

a friend sent this to me hehe, thought i woudl share. if this is old...sorry its a new one for me

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
...And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

Oct-23-2003 05:32 United States

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Psygnosis
Obliterate then Stabilize

Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Sydney

who cares???

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Oct-23-2003 05:34 Australia

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skychild111
Junior tranceaddict

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Armins Arms

by that formula

a-n-a-l-r-a-p-i-n-g-y-o-u-r-b-o-s-s-'-s-d-o-g
should get you a million %

Oct-23-2003 05:38 United States

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malek
drinks your milkshake!

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

nothing beats

GIVING HEAD TO YOUR BOSS THEN SWALLOWING=
7+9+22+9+14+7 8+5+1+4 20+15 25+15+19+19 20+8+5+14 19+23+1+12+12+15+23+9+14+7 = 381%

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Oct-23-2003 05:40

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waxHead
I Kill Love.

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: U.S.

quote:
Originally posted by ahlamalek
nothing beats

GIVING HEAD TO YOUR BOSS THEN SWALLOWING=
7+9+22+9+14+7 8+5+1+4 20+15 25+15+19+19 20+8+5+14 19+23+1+12+12+15+23+9+14+7 = 381%

now THAT'S what I call being a "giver"

Oct-23-2003 06:03 United States

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T-1000
Searching for a rhythm...

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: In the wrong place at the wrong time

quote:
Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis
who cares???

The first honest answer

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