Hey... i am going to schoolies in early december... I wish to travel to qld with an asortment of witty and vulger T-Shirts... I am going to buy 7 plain shirts and some iron on transfers and place the witty or vulger (or both) slogans on them...

what i need however, is 7 witty or vulger (or both) sayings that are short enough to place on a shirt without having to pause to read. I will select the best 7 out of this thread so get cracking and come up with some ideas... can probably even make the best one into a shirt for the person that comes up with it...

Examples.
Beer. Get it in ya.
I have a shovel.
etc.

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Trance 4 LiFE

Slacker

Masturbation is not a crime

Sloth

Rubber Butt & Liquor

My Dixie Wrecked

Ask me about my explosive diarrhea

Screw the shirt idea, get some plain shorts and put the goatse man on the back.

www.tshirthell.com

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Retired TA.

i have one with this:

GIVING HEAD
PREVENTS
BREAST
CANCER

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I'm telling you, I didn't fuck that leprechaun.

Just because I'm a robot, doesn't mean i have a shiney wang.

For once, can you just suck my dick w/o talking?

Hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck? Ok, how about head?

Beer, Whiskey, Crack, it's all the same.

I fucked your mom, and your sister, fuck it, and your dog.

Quit looking at me, or I'm going to bitch slap you with my cock.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

I call it "No-Pants Wonderday," but it turns out the police just call it "Thursday." Go figure.

1)smile if you masterbate

2)i am a skilled bomb technician... if you see me running- keep up!


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