At chapstick decided to make its melting point 98.6 degrees should be hung by his toes with piano strings from an airplane.

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Originally posted by Orbax At chapstick decided to make its melting point 98.6 degrees should be hung by his toes with piano strings from an airplane.

You should know better than to use things like that as anal suppositories...

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Originally posted by DigiNut You should know better than to use things like that as anal suppositories...

what the fuck??????

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Originally posted by Orbax At chapstick decided to make its melting point 98.6 degrees should be hung by his toes with piano strings from an airplane.

toes? make that balls.

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Originally posted by DigiNut You should know better than to use things like that as anal suppositories...

but me bum gets chapped sometimes.

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Originally posted by whiskers what the fuck??????

Well, how else would someone find out the melting point of chapstick by accident...

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