Rectum Stretcher
Rectum Stretcher
A man was driving down the road 20 MPH over the limit and he noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
Naturally, the cop pulled the man over, walked up to the car and asked him, "What's the hurry?"
He replied, "I'm late for work.
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," He responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"
The man replied, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" and he replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."
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I have a photographic memory... unfortunately im out of film!
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thats nice 
