A kindergarten teacher decides to move from england to new york, once there she is appaled by the lack of natural countryside so she decides to see if the children in her class can identify and make the noises of some farm animals.
she asks the first child "Do you know what noise a sheep makes?"
and the kid replies "yes, it goes baaaaaa"
"well done" exclaims the teacher,
so she decides to ask another and asks another kid "do you know what noise a cow makes?"
and the kid replies "Yes, it goes moooooo"
"well done" the teacher says
the teacher thinks that she may have been wrong about their knowledge so she decides to ask one more to the entire class...
"does anyone know what noise a pig makes" she asks,
a black kid in the back row instantly raises his hand and says "I do"
so the teacher asks him to tell her and the kid replies
"Put down the gun and put your fu*king hands up!"