Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, I think something might be bothering him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant Homer!
Homer: It was Marge, admit it.

Best quote evar, from the Jessica Lovejoy episode

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I ahve so many that i cant decide, but some that stand out are:

It was on the other nite. Its the one where homer gets kicked uut for telling his class about his "private life". At one point he gets given a bowl of pudding and he says something (which i cant remember) but all he is thinking is "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"


another fav is the one where the have all the little mini episodes of the people of springfield. Its the bit with cleatus, he is climbing a powerpole and he gets to the top where the phone box thing is and says "hey i could call my ma from up here" then he pauses and looks back at his house and yells "hey ma! get off the dang roof!"

Haw haw haw

homer: i love you pepsi
pepe: pepe!
homer: i mean, pepe

the little things tend to make me laugh the most, the in-jokes, running gags. for some reason the newer episodes seem to lack those kinda things. and as a result i've watched less and less (oh and also due to the advent of the internet with its free porn).

Homer: Do you have any sugar?
Scorpio: Sugar? Sugar ... sure! (reaches into pockets) Here ya go, sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: (thoughtfully) Nnnnnnooooo.

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Originally posted by webmeister Homer: Do you have any sugar? Scorpio: Sugar? Sugar ... sure! (reaches into pockets) Here ya go, sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream? Homer: (thoughtfully) Nnnnnnooooo.

haha! i cracked up to that part when it was on tv the other day.

The episode where Homer has to take Marijuana for his eye is pretty funny. He runs into the house and excitedly says "we have a kitchen!!!!" hah...the whole episode is funny though.

I love it when people are talking like advanced english or something to homer, and homer appears to be in a trance of confusing, he just stands their politely and pretends to understand haha.

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Homer : "Hello , im Mr Burns, id like to withdraw $5000 please"
Bank teller: "ok Mr Burns whats your first name?"
Homer:"I dont know"

LMAO

omGidie!

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Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis The episode where Homer has to take Marijuana for his eye is pretty funny. He runs into the house and excitedly says "we have a kitchen!!!!" hah...the whole episode is funny though.

One of the funniest episodes ever, easily the best from the last 2-3 years....

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Originally posted by 3jaz Homer : "Hello , im Mr Burns, id like to withdraw $5000 please" Bank teller: "ok Mr Burns whats your first name?" Homer:"I dont know" LMAO omGidie!

CLASSIC!

Too many segemnts to note. Although the bit where the family went to Japan and watched that particular anime scene where they fell on the floor and start to go crazy was pretty funny.
I also really like the episode where they removed the crayon from Homer'brain, thus making him "normal" and actually quite smart. The part where he was listening to the radio really suprised me.

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Originally posted by 3jaz Homer : "Hello , im Mr Burns, id like to withdraw $5000 please" Bank teller: "ok Mr Burns whats your first name?" Homer:"I dont know" LMAO omGidie!

Actually Homers trying to get back a letter from the post office that bart mailed to mister burns after they didnt get any cash for giving him bart's blood!! hehehe sorry but i love that episode...

My fav is:
Homer: Everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain...... remember that time i took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive??
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how.... *satisfied expression*

So many great episodes!! Take that you dumb squirrel!!!

We should have a "name the simpsons episode which had [insert line here] in it" game!!!

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They travel up your spine into your brain
and that where you get shit ideas from!!!

homer: uh oh looks like were stuck [in mud]. theres only one thing for it
floors car till wheels get more stuck so they walk off
homer: when you really think about it, mud is really wet dirt

from the adults only episode
quite a laugh

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haha yeah these are all making me laugh.. how about the one where they hand mc bain the glasses, put these on incase of radioactivty, then he chucks them on and all the acid flies out hes like 'my eyes, ze goggles do nuffing!'

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