We had this woman working for us, she looked like a fucking bush pig.
Seriously she was the ugly'est woman i had ever seen in my life.
To top that she bloody stank!!!
She spoke to me one day and i noticed she had thick armpit hair, and this was in the summer, and she had bad B.O!!
Then the next day she wore these stupid sandals, and i noticed she had dirt inbetween her toes, it was that thick she could have grew spuds in there!! and she never changed her clothes! fucking sick
Dec-08-2003 15:27
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
if i go 1 day with out a shower, i'm paranoid as fuck.
i went out one nite, and went to a party before hand.. i hadn't had a shower since that morning, so i asked if i could have one there..
i got laughed at quite a bit, but ah well
at least i didn't smell!
Dec-08-2003 15:30
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
quote:
Originally posted by DJ M.G
We had this woman working for us, she looked like a fucking bush pig.
Seriously she was the ugly'est woman i had ever seen in my life.
To top that she bloody stank!!!
She spoke to me one day and i noticed she had thick armpit hair, and this was in the summer, and she had bad B.O!!
Then the next day she wore these stupid sandals, and i noticed she had dirt inbetween her toes, it was that thick she could have grew spuds in there!! and she never changed her clothes! fucking sick
thank you mammy for raising me in a hygene oriented fashion
Dec-08-2003 15:33
DJ M.G
99' Addict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Somerset
Aint it annoying when your dancing in a club, and there is always someone next to you thats got bad B.O, and you cant quite tell who has it, (usually the big black bloke)
Even though i wash before i go out, i still have to smell my pit just to make sure it aint me. lol
Dec-08-2003 15:37
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
quote:
Originally posted by DJ M.G
Aint it annoying when your dancing in a club, and there is always someone next to you thats got bad B.O, and you cant quite tell who has it, (usually the big black bloke)
Even though i wash before i go out, i still have to smell my pit just to make sure it aint me. lol
there's nothin worse than knowin u smell bad.. confidence goes way down, and ur afraid to stand within 2 feet of anybody..
i hate seein wee old 45yr olds in clubs.. damn i dont wanna be that wee old guy who still trys to be young.. get a wife dude!
Dec-08-2003 15:39
swisstoni
shiiiizzle tiny tiiiizzle
Registered: May 2003
Location: messy in sheffy
i think hygeine, if you have a sense of it, is the best, but least appreciated sense a person can have. Something that is not really spoken about, but a fucking huge issue if you don't give a fuck. Worse almost than being a scrounge
___________________
Art in the Park Courtesy of PISE & the Ravin' Beauties
Dec-08-2003 15:40
DJ M.G
99' Addict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Somerset
quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
there's nothin worse than knowin u smell bad.. confidence goes way down, and ur afraid to stand within 2 feet of anybody..
i hate seein wee old 45yr olds in clubs.. damn i dont wanna be that wee old guy who still trys to be young.. get a wife dude!
hehe
I was in a club the other week, and i saw a bloke in his late 50s with his wife. they were larging it on a podium, and they both had luminus necklaces on.
I laughed so much
Dec-08-2003 15:43
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
there used to be this big fat guy in my physics a-level class who fucking stunk everytime, we used to hate it in summer, unwashed BO stink
___________________
Fave Tune at the Moment: Mesmerizer - Taking Control
i think it is a hard topic to talk about becuase if someone told you you stunk you'd be devasted. well i would anyway. but i suppose glad becuase then i may be able to do something about it.
it's a shoot the messenger thing.
___________________
...meditation, hypnosis, rhythm, absorption, addiction and charisma.
Dec-08-2003 15:44
dj_mdma
I'm on HarderFaster now.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Posh Twickenham
we get lots of smelly people who come into work.
its usually old people and its a mixture of huge amounts of smoke and BO. Although i'm "used" to it, my throat usually seizes up by the end of the shift cos of all the shit i've breathed in