To be a bona-fide card-carrying liberal, there are certain beliefs you must subscribe to:

You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

You have to believe that the same overpaid public school idiot who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.

You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the sun, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but pasty, loony activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe the free market that gives us 500+ channels can't deliver the quality that PBS does.

You have to believe the NRA is bad, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

You have to believe that Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

You have to believe conservatives are racists, but black people couldn't make it without your help.

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

I knew there was gonna be a reply. I enjoyed both posts!

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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...

I call for a junior tranceaddict battle of wits!

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Originally posted by Shakka I call for a junior tranceaddict battle of wits!

eh itd just be a junior tranceaddict battle of links, but then again they ARE learning. heh|

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Originally posted by Shakka I call for a junior tranceaddict battle of wits!

*drum roll*......and the prize goes to Shakka for achieving the Site code-driven 'Supreme Tranceaddict' label. If that makes you feel 'Supreme', then my man....you have alot to look forward to in your life.

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Originally posted by biodigit *drum roll*......and the prize goes to Shakka for achieving the Site code-driven 'Supreme Tranceaddict' label. If that makes you feel 'Supreme', then my man....you have alot to look forward to in your life.

I don't often speak for Shakka, but I don't think his comment was derived by a superiority complex on his part.

IOW, I don't think he meant offense.

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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...

Haha, I liked that a lot

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Originally posted by MisterOpus1 I don't often speak for Shakka, but I don't think his comment was derived by a superiority complex on his part. IOW, I don't think he meant offense.

Nope. None meant and none taken. I have thicker skin than that!

Would a liberal or a Republican be the lesser evil?

ah to pick the better of the worst.....its what voting is about

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Originally posted by PHALPAX Would a liberal or a Republican be the lesser evil?

Depends what type of republican you are talking about ... the republican in the classical sense, or the Bush/Clinton X 4 mind-meld extraordinare republican?

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