I think this is the first time i've ever try to tell a joke in english... so bear with it

Well... there was this hunter who wanted to get a bear's fur, so he goes buy ammo for his high caliber weapons, takes a trip to some woods and waits patiently.

After a few hours a bear is in sight, he aims to the forehead, shoots and the bear falls off to the ground. A few seconds later, the bear stands up goes running towards the hunter and sodomizes him for several hours.

Back to the city, broken assed, the hunter vows to kill that goddam sob, so he gets elephant-hunting guns, and grabs even a couple grenades... this isn't about a simple fur anymore. it's a pride matter.

So there he goes again to the woods, waiting again for that bear, and after a while it shows up. He shoots several times and the bear roars in pain and fall. Just to make sure he drops a grenade or two. The whole area become silent.

The hunter is now really happy and feels he had his revenge, and as he's approaching the bear, when he's really close, it stands up, grabs him, and penetrates him in every hole that a human body has...

Crawling back to the city, his anger is unbearable, the hunter buys a rocket launcher from some black market, he has all kind of ammo, incendiary, whatever, you name it.

Back again into the woods, he waits for the bear to show up. And there it is! In a lagoon cleaning up his wounds, so the hunter takes advantage of the situation and fires a rocket right to the bears chest, the bears is torn apart and is dismembered, body parts flying towards all directions, the head goes up for about 100 feet, and drops just in front of the hunter... So the bear's head looks at him and says: "do you like to have sex with me THAT much?!!?"


_______

pretty long... and without gestures, isn't that funny

___________________
20031115 Creamfields @ Buenos Aires !!

/me is crazy enough to study japanese (and proud of it)
Blog (spanish): here