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J.L.
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada

Engineering pick up lines

Engineering Pick-up Lines

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You're sweeter than glucose.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

Dec-04-2003 03:01

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tried too hard to be funny...

Dec-04-2003 03:18

mezzir
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts

Re: Engineering pick up lines

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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

yeah how about we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between me and you with varying applied forces?

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LKD
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar

Re: Engineering pick up lines

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Originally posted by kewlness
Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

ok this is flawed..cos 1000 Mhz = 1Ghz..which dumbass wrote this??

anwyasy the rest were rather funny

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Dec-04-2003 03:55 United Arab Emirates

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Dmatrox
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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary

lol!

who has a pentium 7, 1ghz anyways?

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen

how about :

You have the nicest X^2 curves i have ever seen!

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Arg
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: California, Home of the Governator

About the 1Ghz...It could have been written a long ass time ago before the 1ghz benchmark...

How about...

Wanna go stick some disk into that drive of yours?

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LKD
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar

quote:
Originally posted by Arg
About the 1Ghz...It could have been written a long ass time ago before the 1ghz benchmark...

How about...

Wanna go stick some disk into that drive of yours?

or how bout

"wanan see if my floppy disk works in ur floppy drive??"

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whiskers
old skool

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams

um.....

best pickup line ever: nice shoes, wanna fuck?

i always chuckle to myself and go "thaaaaaaaaanks" whenever someone says to me "nice shoes"... everyone's like "what...?"

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kypez
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, CANADA

Hah pretty funny!
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing

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whiskers
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams

it's a trap!!!

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Dr. Cfire
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Calgary

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
um.....

best pickup line ever: nice shoes, wanna fuck?

i always chuckle to myself and go "thaaaaaaaaanks" whenever someone says to me "nice shoes"... everyone's like "what...?"

You forgot the second part:

When you get shot down you follow up with:

Is a blow job in the parking lot out of the question.

It probably wont work 99% of the time but It only has to work once.

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Shad0wmaster
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Registered: May 2002
Location: Montreal

that was way too technical to be funny...

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