the sad thing is, this is christianity. real, unaltered, christianity. most people practice the watered-down, sugar-coated kind with all the benefits and none of the sacrifices.

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No offense dude, but a lot of us find Chrstianity and other major religions equally whacko.

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wow, that's for real??? losers

edit: The Ouija board, a tool of satan...BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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i actually agree with this.

http://www.exposingsatanism.org/true-christian.htm

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Most religious fanatics are just that....fanatics. You cant judge a religion on how it is practiced by other people, you just need to do what is right. Most religions are in agreement anyways with the same basic rules applying overall; its the people who get caught up in the story and not the message who turn religion into a field of blood on which to fight their battles...

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Originally posted by sherman please please please don't think that what that person was saying was "real" christianity. sure, some of the stuff on tv and radio is not exactly the best for people, but the thing's they were suggesting were just way too extreme and implausible and somewhat scary. i hate seeing threads turned into religious debates, but i just didn't want you to think this is what real christianity is. Christianity is about working on your own self, and going from there, not about banning everything that could be remotely bad for anyone just so the world can be all hugs and rainbows. some people just take things too far and form the stereotypes that give christianity a bad name.

i'm sorry, but have you read the bible, or are you one of those select few who believe in Christ as your savior but don't use the bible, which to me makes no sense. (they have nothing to base their belief on.)

of course, an Ouiji board is not of satan, but sexual themes on MTV would be grounds of damnation to a true christian. although your sins would be forgiven, if you wanted to try and live a holy life, it would be something to avoid.

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While searching for walkthroughs/FAQ's about the Quake level "Satan's Dark Delight", I came across this which I found even more amusing than the previously posted article:

http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/games.htm

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Originally posted by davinox i'm sorry, but have you read the bible, or are you one of those select few who believe in Christ as your savior but don't use the bible, which to me makes no sense. (they have nothing to base their belief on.) of course, an Ouiji board is not of satan, but sexual themes on MTV would be grounds of damnation to a true christian. although your sins would be forgiven, if you wanted to try and live a holy life, it would be something to avoid.

sorry i deleted that post because after i posted i saw there were much better replies and mine just came off as over the top.

anyways, i do read my bible, quite a bit actually. i wasn't saying that you shouldn't try to avoid that kind of thing(watching certain mtv shows and the like), i was just saying how ridiculous it was to expect the government to ban everything you don't like just because your religion doesn't agree with it. you will find disagreeable things in your life, and you have to deal with it on your own, not just ask for it to be politely put away so you can get on with your happy little life in the clouds. i think that's what you were getting at, if not please elaborate.

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Originally posted by aloep While searching for walkthroughs/FAQ's about the Quake level "Satan's Dark Delight", I came across this which I found even more amusing than the previously posted article: http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/games.htm

Oh jeez...

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I hate people who are like that about their religion. I don't care what they believe or do, but when they try to force it on me, I get pissed.

Ahem.

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Originally posted by davinox i actually agree with this. http://www.exposingsatanism.org/true-christian.htm

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Someone who is truly born again would NOT fall away from Jesus. You were merely a church member or attendee just like so many of those who are there now. You never met the King of kings, professed him with your mouth and put him in control of your life!! There has never been, nor will there ever be a true Christian who will turn to Witchcraft and Satanism or become an Atheist.

SO what he's implying very clearly is that if someone "strays from the flock" then they cann not possibly have been a Christian in the first place? That to me seems contradictory to the bible

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