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Bumper stickers..
1. Watch out for the idiot behind me.
2.Im driving this way just to piss u off.
3.Kids in the back seat cause accidents.Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
4.Honk if u want to see my finger.
5.Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
6.I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see
7.Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
8.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
9.Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
10.If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.
11.0 to bitch in 3.6 seconds
12.If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
13.My karma ran over your dogma
14.I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
15.I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
16.I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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I am become Hoover, sucker of worlds.
R.I.P English..
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sha ching!
