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Limerick thread... If you think em or know 'em - post 'em!
There once was a girl from Peru
Who had nothing better to do
Than sit on the stairs and count her pube hairs -
Four thousand one hundred and two
There once was a raver named Vlad
Who was very dashing young lad
Who'd take hit of E but then couldn't pee
So he would just take dump instead
Tiesto is numero one
He plays tunes known to everyone
He can't build a set or beatmatch for shit
But gets paid in dollars by ton

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Proud member of the "Filthy Zionist" coalition
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