About a week or so till the final installation of this modern day classic hits the silver screen, and i'm already getting excited about it. Along with the Matrix, this trilogy is definately going to go down as our generations StarWars.

Hopefully, Jackson's vision will be given the credit it deserves when it comes Oscar time, but nonetheless, i know the last part will be a monster hit, and like most middle Earth fans i'm going to be standing in line to catch the first show.

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"Hell is full of musical amateurs; music is the brandy of the damned."
~ George Bernard Shaw

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

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"Hell is full of musical amateurs; music is the brandy of the damned."
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My friend's employer is giving everyone the afternoon off tomorrow to go see it.

BARF.

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Originally posted by Skipper My friend's employer is giving everyone the afternoon off tomorrow to go see it. BARF.

I take it you're not a fan...

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was hillarious....


"mrrrrr andddersson"""

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My friend's employer is giving everyone the afternoon off tomorrow to go see it.

I also work for that employer.......who's your friend? We are heading to watch the movie tomorrow after work, then to Red Square for the drinks and the shmooooshing and the.......GLAVIN (shameless Simpsons reference)

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Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Don't give me such wonderful ideas....you know how impressionable I am

FF

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ahaha .. the YOU SHALL NOT PASS line is jokes ..

i can imagine the TA version..

Itikia: "YOU SHALL NOT BUMP!!"

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whats the hype for? i havent seen the first. the second was like bleh, i was laughinh my ass everytime whenever i saw that guy who looked like ben laden on his dragon, we were saying "oh no he's attacking the two towers"... hehehehehe

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Originally posted by Skipper My friend's employer is giving everyone the afternoon off tomorrow to go see it. BARF.

Seriously?

Who would that be because I think I'm with that same emplorer... (Alliance Atlantis)
We get to see it before the Christmas party....wOOp!

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...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

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Originally posted by Form&Funktion I also work for that employer.......who's your friend? We are heading to watch the movie tomorrow after work, then to Red Square for the drinks and the shmooooshing and the.......GLAVIN (shameless Simpsons reference)

Hmmm...there is more than one employer giving the day off, you know

IMO the trilogy is over-rated. The book(s) are a different story.