I need a laugh, someone post some jokes

how are michael jackson and mcdonalds similiar?

they both put their meat in between 10 year old buns

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...highlight=jokes

A priest had been in confession all day without a break. He really had to take a shit because he hadnt been able to relieve himself all day. People kept coming to confess and the line was backed up already and he couldnt leave. But he peeked out of his cubicle and signaled to the janitor to come over. He asked the janitor to cover for him and gave him the confessions book then ran off to the bathroom.

The janitor was a little bewildered but he went into the cubicle and sat down. In came a man who told the janitor, "forgive me father, for i have sinned. Yesterday i let my neighbours wife give me a blow job."

The janitor looked and looked in the book, but he couldn't find a penance listed for blow job. He leans out of the cubicle and whispered to an altar boy, "hey, what does the priest give for a blow job?"

"A mars bar and a packet of crisps", replied the boy.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?














the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

You know... You can pretty much replace "Jew" with any other animal.

huh? jew's aren't animals... they're people.

and the joke is talkin about the holocaust.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by DJYaNiK You know... You can pretty much replace "Jew" with any other animal.

I take offense to that and you should be banned asshole!

How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?






Stick your dick in her, then wipe the blood all over her teddy bear.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

10% of car accidents come from non-sober drivers

90% of car accidents come from the chinese

lol, kevin you mofo

I thought this was kinda funny.

shameless self uh, promotion?

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