A wee joke.....u probably heard it before but here goes...the judge is in it simply to make it kinder relevent....and he annoys me...


One day Judge Jules was hunting in the forest, looking to take out the local bear population. After a few hours af tracking, etc, he came across a baby bear, oblivious to the imminant danger that was Jules and his gun. Using the rifle he blew the brains out the poor bear, to Jules' utter delight. Jules then feels a tap on his shoulder. jules looks around to discover a big brown bear staring down at him. The bear then procedes to give the judge two options due to his hunting antics. Either he gets mauled to death, or, he takes it in the arse. Jules bends over.

The next day with revenge in mind Jules heads back into the woods, only to come across the brown bear again, asleep in a bush. Jules quickly pulls out his rifle and pops the bears lights out.
Again he recieves a tap on the shoulder. The black explains he once again he can be either be mauled to death or take it ruff in the bushs. Jules bends over.

Again off to the woods, jules happens across the Black bear and unloads both barrels into it. A tap on the shoulder. He looks at the grizzly with a panicked expression. Jules bends over.

Red with anger, jules heads yet again into the woods to kill the grizzley. upon finding the grizzly finishing off the last of its dinner, he lets off another two barrels though the bears head.
A tap on the shoulder.
The polar looks down and says "face it jules, you dont come here for the hunting..."

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