option 1:
Be stuck in a rowboat (in the middle of the ocean) for a year, with food of course, (just appears no one delivers it it just shows up in the lil row boat) and have some repeatidly hitting you in the back of the head with a inflatable baseball bat...
option 2:
have to live in a gorillas cage with a female/male (depends on your gender but it must be same as you) *bisexual* gorilla who wears a thong bikini for a year (obvoiusly u would have food but no restrooms)
option 3:
Have to live your life *for a year to follow tradition* as wily E coyote chasing the roadrunner in a cartoon. you would be the coyote. this obvously would include the falling off of cliffs and blowing self up.