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"yes its all happening here at the mcg! what a marvellous day, the crowd, the buzz, the excitement! these victorians are a great crowd! they love their cricket, and all sports!"
"yes bill, it certainly is a morvellous day. these indians can't bat for shit, and its only taken an hour and a half for hayden and ponting to take care of the crappy score."
"yes tony they certainly did, the softcock langer out early gave india some hope but we all knew what the conclusion was going to be. those two played superbly, cut shots, hook shots, vodka shots, it was all there. and what about waugh, what is he good for, his last test match at this magnificent ground, a hero of australian cricket!"
"yes bill, theres no denying that. steven waugh has been a great ambassador for the game."
"of course he has tony! it would be ludicrous to think anything else! what a hero! bigger than ben hur! and dare i say it, bigger than warnie and merv too!"
"yes bill, there is no doubt this has been a big occasion, but im not quite sure if anyone can be bigger than warnie or merv, have you seen the waist line of those two lately?"
"oh shut up tony! how dare you! warnie and big merv, heroes they are!!"
"oh turn it up bill! besides, nothing can be as big as that monster you call a nose, protruding in front of your face!!"
"turn it up tony!!....."
"turn it up bill!!...."
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