1- go to columbia and snort only the best coke
2- fuck a supermodel
3- skydive
4- go to ibiza
5- move to hawaii or california or florida (somewhere warm)
6 - win the lottery and use the bills to wipe my ass with (saves money on toilet paper)

that is all. dicuss.

I think you will die a sad man...but I'll give you credit for setting such a high bar

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2- fuck a supermodel

make that "fuck MANY supermodels"

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4- go to ibiza

werd.

i'd like to do something that really changes things, maybe come up with something like napster which caused such a revolution...something like that.

but i wouldn't mind profoundly changing just one person's life for the better instead of darting in and out of countless people's lives

shoot an alien.

http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1455

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Originally posted by PhloTron I think you will die a sad man...but I'll give you credit for setting such a high bar

well some of those were jokes, just to make this interesting. i could easily accomplish a few of those and plan on doing so. i am going to ibiza next summer, ill skydive eventually. once im out of college and have my masters im moving for sure unless i have a wife by then (who is hopefully a supermodel). the lottery is a longshot but maybe i can go to brazil or something and hop a plane to columbia.

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Originally posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL 1- go to columbia and snort only the best coke 2- fuck a supermodel 3- skydive 4- go to ibiza 5- move to hawaii or california or florida (somewhere warm) 6 - win the lottery and use the bills to wipe my ass with (saves money on toilet paper) that is all. dicuss.

So if you win the lotto you should fly over ibiza, skydive out of the plane...go to a club, snort some good coke, and fuck a supermodel.

You see how one of your goals could lead to all the others, hehe

I just want to kill someone. They have to be older than 14 though.

Why do they have to be over 14? Whats wrong with killing people younger than 14 years old


Before i die i want to go to japan and meet Keiichi Tsuciya

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before i turn 18 i want to punch out arron carter and screw hilary duff on live disney boardcast, both spiteful to disney and satisfying. make the arron carter one on TV too.

all this before 18 cuz after that it's just pointless

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Ha ha coolies

questions like this really tap into what people really think is the meaning of life.

me, I don't think I'd really wanna do anything, probably sleep.

I'd like to get some land on some remote island, build a house and a farm, learn to survive without having to depend on another living soul for my well-being.

Failing that, get a cottage in one of those out-of-the-way places that you can only reach by boat and stay there for a while with a significant other (assuming I can find one that significant).

I don't know, most of my dreams involve getting away from civilization.

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