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God Created Whiskey
a somewhat intelligent friend of mine presented me with a very interesting theory the other night.
he believes God created whiskey.
and it goes like this..
God created whiskey for man to use as a tool..
When I drink whiskey, i lose any superficial tendencies i might've had..
to me i see every girl as beautiful..
if they're not dancing, or not socializing, i see this as my opportunity to find her inner beauty.
to make her feel good about herself, tell her how beautiful she is, how great she smells, and how much she turns me on.
i dance with her, let her buy me drinks, talk to her all night, and then move on to the next girl who seems lonely. and gind her inner beauty.
god created whiskey as a tool to make people happy and feel better about themselves, boost their self confidence.
the moral of this story is...
everytime my friend drinks whiskey, he gets laid.
but.. as bad as this whole thing sounds. i realized that in a way my friend is making girls feel good about themselves, making them happy, hey he's got a vibrating tongue ring, so they're pretty damn happy..
some of my friends think he's just fucked for what he does.. he's nto an unattractive guy, and he could do a lot better... but he lieks what he does and in some twisted way believes he's doing good..
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no sig, no prob
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