my m8 was really into this gurl. then one day she dumped him out of the blue. Now one of my m8s freinds, lets call him Mr.X, told my m8 to forget all about her. fair enuff.

Now, earlier this week, im at a party with my m8. he gets a text message from a reliable source telling him Mr. X has just boned his ex. obvisously my m8 is proper upset, (its still obvious that he cares 4 her.) he is now not in the mood to party so he goes home. im thinking how much of a **** mr. x is so i formulate a plan. i notice in the hallway of the venue im at, there is a big box, which contained 30, yes 30 cans of silly string. (im a kid-vandalist at heart) I taxed 25 of them, launched them all into the back of my car, with the help of a few steallthy accomplices. we then drive to mr. xs house and decimate his whole house with with the funny string. looked really cool, like a piece of abstact art gone wrong. one of my stealthy acomplices launched over his garden fence and wrote 'u ****', with the stuff.

Just 4 fun we slashed his tyres aswell.

the next morning, me and my m8s find out that the 'reliable source' was actually jokin.......lol

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Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI Brass Monkey that funky Monkey Chang Monkey Chelsea junkie That fucking Monkey

oh dear
make the reliable source pay for the tyres not a very nice joke.
wot you boys like

Holy crap I hope I never meet you and your "reliable source"

so much for reliable

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Find: 'm8'
Replace with: 'mate'


Ahhh, now I can read it


Numbers are NOT letters.

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Originally posted by Chang monkey my m8 was really into this gurl. then one day she dumped him out of the blue. Now one of my m8s freinds, lets call him Mr.X, told my m8 to forget all about her. fair enuff. Now, earlier this week, im at a party with my m8. he gets a text message from a reliable source telling him Mr. X has just boned his ex. obvisously my m8 is proper upset, (its still obvious that he cares 4 her.) he is now not in the mood to party so he goes home. im thinking how much of a **** mr. x is so i formulate a plan. i notice in the hallway of the venue im at, there is a big box, which contained 30, yes 30 cans of silly string. (im a kid-vandalist at heart) I taxed 25 of them, launched them all into the back of my car, with the help of a few steallthy accomplices. we then drive to mr. xs house and decimate his whole house with with the funny string. looked really cool, like a piece of abstact art gone wrong. one of my stealthy acomplices launched over his garden fence and wrote 'u ****', with the stuff. Just 4 fun we slashed his tyres aswell. the next morning, me and my m8s find out that the 'reliable source' was actually jokin.......lol

what age r u?

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Originally posted by ahlamalek proper

lol, I laughed too.




slashing tires is not fun. You need to be introduced to the american way of revenge, toilet paper.


cover all his trees and house with it. One time we got creative and emptied 4 garbage bags of popcorn on this kids lawn, we also used two rolls of duct tape around his trees. We got him good and proper.

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Originally posted by Mosaic Find: 'm8' Replace with: 'mate' Ahhh, now I can read it Numbers are NOT letters.

Well, you really shouldn't have used "Ahhh" in your sentence. It is impossible to have 3 consonants in a row in the English lanuage. And use a period after complete sentences. We can't forget these things, right? Now, if you correct these mistakes, I will then be able to read your post.

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Originally posted by BobbyV Replace "Ahhh" with Ah. It is impossible to have 3 consonants in a row in the English lanuage. And use a period after complete sentences. We can't forget these things, right?

I heard somewhere you are not suppose to start a sentence with and. Although I have seen it in fiction writing.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 I heard somewhere you are not suppose to start a sentence with and. Although I have seen it in fiction writing.

Some English teachers told me I could, some told me I couldn't. I was in the process of editing my post when you posted this. Sorry about that.