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lol, i got this in an email, DONT flame me for the caps, it was what i got the email in
10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
1. PEOPLE WHO POINT AT THEIR WRIST WHILE ASKING
FOR THE TIME. I KNOW WHERE MY WATCH IS BUDDY...WHERE
THE FUCK IS YOURS? DO I POINT AT MY CROTCH WHEN I ASK
WHERE THE BATHROOM IS?
2. THE PILLSBURY DOUGH
BOY IS WAY TOO HAPPY, CONSIDERING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A
DICK!!
3. PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO GET OFF THEIR
ASS TO SEARCH THE ENTIRE ROOM FOR THE DAMN TV REMOTE
BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO WALK TO THE TV AND CHANGE IT MANUALLY!!
4. WHEN PEOPLE SAY... "OH, YOU JUST
WANT TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO"...FUCK OFF!!!! WHAT
GOOD IS A DAMN PIECE OF CAKE IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT? WHAT SHOULD I DO... EAT SOMEONE ELSE'S PIECE OF CAKE INSTEAD ?!?!?!?!
5. WHEN PEOPLE SAY... "IT'S
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK"...NO SHIT!!!! WHY THE FUCK
WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING FOR IT AFTER YOU HAVE ALREADY FOUND
IT?!?!? DO PEOPLE DO THIS? WHO AND WHERE ARE THEY?
6. WHEN PEOPLE SAY, WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE... "DID TO
A THEATER AND STARE AT THE FUCKING CEILING UP THERE. WHAT
DID YOU COME HERE FOR?
7. PEOPLE WHO ASK..."CAN I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?" ... DIDN'T REALLY GIVE ME A CHOICE
THERE DID YA BUDDY?
8. WHEN SOMETHING IS 'NEW AND
IMPROVED' WHICH IS IT? IF IT'S NEW, THEN THERE HAS NEVER
BEEN ANYTHING BEFORE IT. IF IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, THEN
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING BEFORE IT!
9. WHEN A COP PULLS YOU OVER AND THEN ASKS YOU IF YOU
KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE THE
ONE THAT FUCKING PULLED ME OVER !!!!!!!!
HERE'S THE 10th THING THAT REALLY FUCKING BUGS ME ...
CHAIN LETTERS!!!!! WHO THE HELL THINKS THAT BY ANNOYING
OTHER PEOPLE WITH STUPID MAIL WITH NO MEANING...THAT THEY
WILL GRANT YOU A WISH...OR MAKE YOUR LONG LOST LOVE FALL
INTO YOUR ARMS...BULLSHIT!!! I AM SO SURE THAT BY BREAKING
A STUPID CHAIN LETTER THAT THE COMPUTER GODS ARE GOING
TO CURSE ME????? WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!
BY THE WAY.. IF YOU SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE...SHIT WON'T
HAPPEN AND THAT PERSON YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH WON'T COME
CRAWLING BACK...SO IF YOU FEEL THAT THIS IS
FUNNY... GO ON AND SEND IT TO SOME ONE ELSE...BUT DON'T
EXPECT ONE FUCKING THING IN RETURN! HAVE A NICE
DAY!
Coup 
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