hahah those were great! Gave me some great new ideas hhehehe

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Radar from MASH?

Unfortunately, some are true...


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oh thats nice

some good ones i liked :

Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'
Must not refer to the Commander as ‘Dad'
Nerve gas is not funny
Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things

I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s

I should not use government resources to ‘waterproof’ dirty magazines
I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test
I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance


and many more

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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers." - Francois Fenelon

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George S. Patton

"when you have to kill a man it cost nothing to be polite." -Winston Churchill

"only the dead have seen the end of the world"- Plato

"it is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" -Emiliano Zapata

-Must not taunt the French any more.
-Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
-Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.
-Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.
-Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.
-Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.
-Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'
-Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).
-Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

LOL

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HAHAHAHA .THis guy must of been a real menace over there.

Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

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I am become Hoover, sucker of worlds.
R.I.P English..