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A 32-year-old US man has received hospital treatment for a bite to his testicles and his girlfriend has been arrested on suspicion of domestic battery. Police officers in Reno, Nevada, found the bite victim nude, bleeding and standing in the middle of the street, according to the police report. He called police after his 26-year-old girlfriend of Reno, allegedly bit him during a drunken rage. The woman is in the Washoe County Jail on Thursday in lieu of $3,000 bail. She started arguing with her boyfriend at their home and the police report states she was intoxicated and started a physical fight with her boyfriend. Police said the man had bite wounds to his shin, inner thigh, ankle, palm and testicles. He was treated for minor injuries at Washoe Medical Centre, reports Reno Gazette Journal.

Oh, and another one:

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A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pag...er-stories.html