NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART


60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.


40° F:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New
England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door ! to door.

25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New
England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero:
Hell freezes over..
The Red Sox win the World Series

I recieved this email message thought I would share....:P

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hahah i like the little red sox addition

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hehe, cute

man its too true...I was driving with my sunroof open today on account of the "beautiful weather"...it was just about 33 degrees out.

its been like 10 and windy for the past damn month.

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thats true. i live in tampa. when it gets like in the 40's 50's people start putting on coats, even gloves, and complaining about how cold it is...theres only been a few days of 40's 50's usually only in the mornings, buta, right now, its nighttime 10pm, 78 degrees, but fuckin humid, and foggy outside. it was a bitch driving home from nightschool...

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