two things you could use: metal baseball bats and paragraphs.

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Originally posted by SuperFarStucker two things you could use: metal baseball bats and paragraphs.

lol,


do you really think kicking her ass is gonna do anything.

If anything it will get you kicked off the team and might even have effects on your other sports.

I am sure she would shut up after kicking her ass proper, but you will probably face some consequences you will not like. So I doubt this is the time to go violent.


sucks cause the only thing you can do is tlak to the coach and maybe even the other chicks.......




but if you do fight her........

PICS PLZ

The way you described her I think even if you do kick her ass she wont stop...things might even get worse. Don't let some cheerleading bullshit (or bickering whatever you want to call it) effect you other sports, cause I'm sure those are a little more important than the opinions of a I should be captain drama queen...

But then again instant gratification is always good too...is she one of the cheerleaders that gets lifted...if she is, next time you lift her, drop her on her ass.

i suggest you challenge her to three hundred rounds of naked mud wrestling. repalce mud with baby oil. video if possible.

I second the oil wrestling.

But seriously - I'd try for some passive agressivism. Everyone knows psychological damage lasts longer than physical damage

Next time she starts nitpicking your stuff, do the same with her, only start every sentence with "The same could be said about you. For example..." And you have to make sure you do it in public, otherwise it won't matter. The idea is to make it sound as if she's criticising herself, and to get everyone else to agree with you.

And I'm not joking around either. If logic and reasoning don't seem to work with her then she probably has some serious problems. Some social pressure/social embarassment might do the trick. As someone stated above, physical violence might make her even more determined to go after you (as it's already been established she's not completely there). Besides, it could have serious repercussions on yourself.

So yeah, psychological damage. Ruin her life permanently while emerging from the situation without a lawsuit!

kick her in the fanny!

get her wasted mafia style.

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Heh, going directly after her would not be a good idea, as it might get you kicked off the team. If you really want to solve the problem with violence, here's what you should do. Try to make her hate you more and more untill she finally snaps and attacks you first. Then you can pretend to be a victim and she'll be the one that's kicked off your team. Then beat her up afterwards when you're all alone so that such an action will have no effect on you being in the team. If she says something about it then, just deny it. The coach will be more likely to trust you since she was the one causing the trouble all along. Do not make it obvious at any given point that you intend to solve matters with her violently, as it will shatter your credibility. There, I hope that helped

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Just stone wall her. Dont speak to her ever - even when she speaks to you.

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Next time she criticizes your moves, tell her you'd like to see the way SHE does it, just so you know how an "expert" handles things. Then when she demonstrates, give her the same treatment she gives you.

If you really wanna bring violence into this situation, you could kick her in the shins every time she makes a mistake and say, "Not good enough!! I want results!!"

Heh.

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Originally posted by smallSHEEP Just stone her.

Use the biggest, pointiest ones you can find, and aim for the head.