cut it off

or put ice on it

then have a drink and smoke some pot

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Originally posted by montie cut it off

no way.



cut off the other one...then you will forget about the burn.

i can see where you're going with this.

but wouldn't that hurt even more after? i dont know, cause i've never cut off a thumb before..

how did you use the space bar

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Originally posted by montie smoke some pot

thats how he burnt it in the first place silly

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Originally posted by mikefasssy how did you use the space bar

maybe he's using another appendage

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Cold is the answer. Applying cold relief i.e. ice, causes vasoconstriction (shrinking of the blood vessels), which reduces bloodflow to the injured body part, preventing edema (abnormal accumulation of fluid) and reducing inflammation. It also acts as a local anesthesia and reduces cell metabolism (reduces oxygen needs of tissues) which in effect, relieves the pain.

I'm going to be a nurse.

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Originally posted by mikefasssy how did you use the space bar

used the other thumb.

cut off your head, that's an option too. guillotine - a cure for all your problems and diseases.

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Originally posted by jennypie I'm going to be a nurse.

*rings bell*

nurse my bed pan is full can u empty it.

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Originally posted by igottaknow *rings bell* nurse my bed pan is full can u empty it.

You're eventually going to have to start using the toilet again. if this continues to be a problem, I'm going to have to catheterize you. How about a bed-bath? I can do so some range of motion exercises while I'm at it.