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Originally posted by whiskers in soviet russia, the government fires itself! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3517331.stm discuss!

Mr. Putin needs to watched a little more carefully. But like all other important priorities being pushed aside, we neither have the manpower nor time to look at it closely, since all our eggs are in the two baskets of Iraq/Afghanistan right now.

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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...

*Setting, UN General Assembly*

Russian Delegate: "The Soviet Union will not stand for this blatant act of American imperialism!!"
American Delegate: "Ahhhhh Soviet Union? .......didn't you guys break up?"

Russian Delegate: "THAT is what we WANTED you to think

*presses button*

Russian flag at his table is suddenly replaced with a Soviet flag, in Moscow a parade of floats suddenly floats away to reveal an army of tanks and soldiers, in Berlin the Berlin wall suddenly pops out of the ground complete with guards, barbed wire and guard dogs, and back in Moscow in Lenins tomb, the tourists start screaming as Lenin breaks out of his tomb walking like a Zombie.

Lenin: "Must .....destroy .......capitalism!"


Alright ... I'm done for the day

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Retro ...

lol!!! lenin bwahahaha! so many jokes about the poor guy, and he's been dead for like almost a century now!

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That’s the funniest segment ever in the history of the Simpsons!

putin or bush?

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Don't worry, the USA is now furnishing its control over the Cacauses from the Russians. Once its done taking care of the Arab threat to the world, it will be just the right time to put the Russia threat back to rest for you Europeans

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so many jokes about the poor guy, and he's been dead for like almost a century now!

I only wish when I am dead in a hundred years time, they had statues of me all over Australia.

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it will be just the right time to put the Russia threat back to rest for you Europeans

I seem to recall, the Europeans in an opinion poll thought Israel was a much greater threat than Russia.

Maybe in years to come the Europeans will be looking to Russia to counter the threat from the USA.

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Originally posted by occrider *Setting, UN General Assembly* Russian Delegate: "The Soviet Union will not stand for this blatant act of American imperialism!!" American Delegate: "Ahhhhh Soviet Union? .......didn't you guys break up?" Russian Delegate: "THAT is what we WANTED you to think *presses button* Russian flag at his table is suddenly replaced with a Soviet flag, in Moscow a parade of floats suddenly floats away to reveal an army of tanks and soldiers, in Berlin the Berlin wall suddenly pops out of the ground complete with guards, barbed wire and guard dogs, and back in Moscow in Lenins tomb, the tourists start screaming as Lenin breaks out of his tomb walking like a Zombie. Lenin: "Must .....destroy .......capitalism!" Alright ... I'm done for the day

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* Infected Mushroom - B.P.Empire

I did a Model U.N. at the University of Oklahoma once and at the end there was "fun time" where we could write all of our own crazy bills and prosent them. I was in ECOSOC commitee and we didn't get to participate because we never got through all the bills, but at the general assembly I noticed the Russia had strangly turned into the U.S.S.R. and had big signs saying we will destroy you all over. Then they introduced a bill to pay for their nukes if they promised to nuke the U.S. We all got a big laugh out of it.

















but the bill didn't pass.