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Originally posted by George Smiley 2 sharks swimming off the coast of Cornwall... One says to the other, "I'm getting sick of this, there's nothing to eat round here but mackeral, come on, lets get off up to Morcombe and get a Chinese" Sorry

Who what when where??!

WTF? Must be local humor.


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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

where's the humor in that.

Don't do drugs

blu eeh scottish humah!!

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F U put a Waste of time warning when u post shit like this.


THIS IS WHY WE NEED ARJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God! If it doesn't happen in America ay?!

Cockle Picking Disaster

19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi...



Actually we shouldn't laugh, it was a terrible thing to happen. In fact, the only reason they drown was due to a break down in communications. Apperently they had been warned to come back when the sea got to knee high, its just that Nee Hi was sat at the top of the cliff!

Ho ho ho

I'm actually amazed at the speed these jokes came out. Two days later! After sep 11th it was at least 5 days before we started to hear all the classics and even longer (bout a week) before everybody started pissing themselves at Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!)

What is going on here?

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Originally posted by George Smiley 19 illegal Chinese cockle pickers drown off Morcombe the other week. Apperently police have released the names of 6 of those that perished: Way Ding; Sin King; Drow Ning; Leff Too Dy; Fuk Its Cold; and Ty Dis Hi... Princess Di's death (did you hear she was on drugs before she dies? speed then crack!)

Stop it already with the lame Scottish humor...




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