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Originally posted by subuddha please tell me this is a joke... http://www.realhamster.com/index.html

I thought it was the one were gay men stick em. well u know i wont tell u.

"If you've had wet dreams over a hamster like this,.."

Last edited by BeeEee on Mar-06-2004 at 11:42

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Last edited by mentalbarter on Mar-06-2004 at 16:02