So, I have swim test next thursday.
The swim test consist of jumping off a 5m dive board and swim to end of the pool with a lifejacket on.
Then you have to jump in the pool, tread for two mins, then swim to the other end of the pool.

I can't swim. I used to be able to, when I was younger, but even then, I was a horrible swimmer.
Last time I took a swim test two years ago, I barely passed, but I had to cheat and use a flutterboard for the treading part. I swallowed lots of water.

So, how do you think I'll do?

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

Depends on your how much damage your body can take. Also... displacement

just tell them you can't swim?

You have to take a swim test. You can't swim. Hmmm, am I the only one who senses something wrong here?

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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funny threa, the poeple who cant swim is old poeple.... iv never seen anyone young that cant swim.... just move ur feet and arms man, or take a swimming class......... if you dont want to pay for it, just go while someone is taking it and do the same as he

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i can sorta swim...when i was in my youths, like 13 or something, i swam and nearly drowned.

so i aint been swimming since, unless its in my bath.

so i take showers as im scared now.

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hahaha, neat.

I know:

Write the test answers on ur arm. Just remember to use water proof ink.

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umm...
dont drown

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instead of learning how to tread water for 2 mins just learn to hold ur breath for 2 mins

if you actually want tips and crap just ask, i'm a lifeguard

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