well.. i'll die eventually, but i havn't been told of anything that's gonna happen any time soon.
anyways, now that i've gotten ur attention i'm gonna tell u about an accident i had at work today.
i work in a supermarket. and between the warehouse & store there's a shutter & a plastic flap. the shutter only goes down at night, where as the flap goes up&down as we need to go in & out.
so, the flap was down and i pressed the button which makes it go up.
little did i know that one of the managers put the shutter down a little bit.
anyways. i was foing theough, and the flap was nearly totally up, so i ducked under it to get through quicker. and SMACK! banged my head off the shutter and got a big nasty cut on my eyebrow. and a wee smaller one on my nose.
anyways. the swell manageress give me a plaster
which helped a bunch
thank you LIDL you bunch of wankdogs
if i wasn't such a nice guy i'd sue!
bastards
Mar-05-2004 23:19
jp
Retired tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
LIDL
They sell better non-food stuff than Aldi though
Mar-05-2004 23:22
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
quote:
Originally posted by jp
LIDL
They sell better non-food stuff than Aldi though
the food in LIDL aint bad really.. the non-food stuff tends to be shite..
seriously, u wouldn't believe the amount of stuff we have returned!!
Mar-05-2004 23:25
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
i look SOO bad with these stitches
think i'll wear am out in future
girls love bad guys dont they??
jp: love the sig clever!
Mar-05-2004 23:26
mentalbarter
We Are Scientists
Registered: May 2002
Location: Newcastle
so u didnt nearly die at all
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Mar-05-2004 23:28
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
LIDL? they should call it LOL with the crap they sell...
however they do good munchie foods, crisps and chocolate etc after a good sesh...
incidentally i got my mp3 player from LIDL....and it still works!
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
LIDL? they should call it LOL with the crap they sell...
however they do good munchie foods, crisps and chocolate etc after a good sesh...
incidentally i got my mp3 player from LIDL....and it still works!
well, maybe they aint that bad.. the food's good! fruit & veg is excellent! anf the scampi is to die for!!
think i'll forge a doctors note sayin i had to get 3 stitches, a new leg & charge for the visit..
Mar-05-2004 23:34
jp
Retired tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland
Those fake M&M's are
Mar-05-2004 23:36
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
quote:
Originally posted by jp
Those fake M&M's are
look for a bar of chocolate which says is called "schgooten" (or something)
and get the one which is "for kids"
it's devine!!
Mar-06-2004 00:07
CynepMeH
Let me wash your Apple!
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Miles away from ordinary...
Can't you sue the bastards? In US you'd be getting MAAAAD workman's comp... your lawyer would probably make a claim that you became impotent after the accident and get yo ass paid! CAAAAACHIING!
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Mar-06-2004 00:27
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
eh?
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Mar-06-2004 00:31
UglyDave
i ran a marathon : )
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Buncrana, Éire
quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
Can't you sue the bastards? In US you'd be getting MAAAAD workman's comp... your lawyer would probably make a claim that you became impotent after the accident and get yo ass paid! CAAAAACHIING!
nah, not in this culture.
we dont sue really. i wish we did. but we dont
i i lost the eye. fair enough.
but it was an accident.
it hurt a bit at the time. but shock numbed it.
it'll be an irritation for a few nites while trying to get to sleep.
but i dont think i deserve any cash settlement.
what would i be entitled to if i were to sue in the US??
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eh?
