sorry to hear that. this is what i tell everyone when they're bored:

just stare at the girl in my avatar. she'll keep you busy

nice... 15 mins have gone by

should i make some form of countdown timer or something?

ok i will try and tell you a joke, sorry if i mess it up or if you have already heard it...

A husband comes home to see his wife sitting on the front porch with 2 suitcases, he askes her what's goin on...
"i found out that in Las Vegas people get paid $400 a night for what i give you for free, so i am moving"
husband "well hold on, i'll get my bags too"
wife "why?"
husband "i want to see you live off of $800 a year!"

lol nice one

yes

post more jokes


*shakes fist* posssttt theeeem!!

Have you already tried browser games? They'll keep you amused for a while.

What will the calls be about if/when they come in? I'm bored as well

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel ok i will try and tell you a joke, sorry if i mess it up or if you have already heard it... A husband comes home to see his wife sitting on the front porch with 2 suitcases, he askes her what's goin on... "i found out that in Las Vegas people get paid $400 a night for what i give you for free, so i am moving" husband "well hold on, i'll get my bags too" wife "why?" husband "i want to see you live off of $800 a year!"

naw, its only $200 a night. not that Ive tried, but I hear things.



funnay none the less.

ok


a hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock and begins eating it raw. A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for killing an endangered species.
In court, the kiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.
"considering the circumstances, i find you not guilty" says the judge, "but i have to ask, that did the eagle taste like?"

"Well your honour" the hiker says, "it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl".

haha nice

how do you fix a dishwasher?

smack the fucking bitch.

ok before we get two carried away with the woman jokes, i will let you know, i am infact a woman. but i still have some good woman jokes, i posted them in another thread

repost?

you're a woman, eh?

PICS!

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Originally posted by -=M=- you're a woman, eh? PICS!

hahaha