now that i have your attention. I made some popcorn over the stove a week ago for the first time ever, and man.. that was the best popcorn i've ever had in my life, mircowave popcorn that just doesnt compare. i can still taste the greazy oil that it cooked in and i can still feel the pain from the hot oil splashing onto my arm halfway through the cooking process.


o such good memories!....






mmmmm..

o man it looked just like that!




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now here is me when i was younger enjoying mircowave popcorn. i was always i happy kid. my mom always told me i was special.




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a month after i ate that popcorn i decided i wanted to become a big popcorn box for halloween. i put all my money together to buy the cardboard, crayons, and glue for it. the affect went over very well with some of the neighbor kids. i enjoyed they're enthusiasm as they tried to steal my bag of candy because they thought i had popcorn inside, silly rascals.







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here was the look on my face after i ate stove cooked popcorn for the first time!
i have grown up on popcorn and i tell ya i should of tried stove top popcorn a while ago




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later that night me and my girlfriend got tired after eating the popcorn and decided to lay down and rest a while. she kept trying to undress me, at one point i was freezing and i told her to stop being foolish and then i put a sweater and an extra pair of pants on. she hasn't talked to me in a few days. i cant figure out why.




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here is a pic of the burn the hot oil left on my arm 2 days after. the doctors said i should be fine in a few days as long as a dont get in a hot tub, go outside, take a shower, eat, move, and breathe but other than that i enjoy looking forward to eating more stove top popcorn for the rest of my life!



UPDATE: the burn has healed up in one week. it sure is amazing what neosporin can really do for you!






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