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Heh... I was driving by a church, and the sign stated in clear letters "JESUS IS NOT DEAD. IN FACT, I TALKED TO HIM THIS MORNING. HE'S NOT EVEN SICK".
Prayer Joke:
One man prayed every single night for ten years to get a new car.
Then one day, he went and stole one.
In court, when asked for his motive, he said "Well, I prayed every day for ten years for this car. I never got it. Then I realized the system. Steal, then ask for forgiveness".
Errr, the joke went something like that. *shrugs* If anyone happens to know the full joke, feel free to correct me. I'm almost positive I'm repeating it incorrectly, but you get the gist. 
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aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire
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