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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. Halan Ellison (1934-)

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I've never felt alone... 'Till I met you

i masturbate to the sounds of crying babies

Can't remember the exact wording, but it's out of Crime and Punishment:

It is better to go wrong in your own way than to go right in another's

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Immature love says I love you because I need you. Mature love says I need you because I love you.

Kiss me and you'll see stars, love me and I will give them to you!

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Every nite with my star friends, we eat caviar & drink champagne.
Sniffing in the VIP area, we talk about Frank Sinatra.
You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead.
To be famous is so nice, $uck my D!ck, Ki$$ my A$$.
In limousines we have sex, every nite with my famous friends.

A certain father to his son:

"By Christ son, you better be playing it safe. All we need around this house is another bastard!"

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"Níl saoirse gan saoirse lucht oibre."

"I want lick your aero slowly much pleasure you"

"You can't fuc|< me! I got no Vaginal Canal!"

Al Bundy:

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat"

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www.doehetzelver.be

i'm like a choco-holic...

but for booze

My sig. Louis-Ferdinand Céline has so many great quotes.

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'People cling to their rotten memories, to all their misfortunes, and you can't pry them loose. These things keep them busy. They avenge themselves for the injustice of the present by smearing the future inside them with shit. They're cowards deep down, and just. That's their nature.'
-Louis-Ferdinand Céline
"Journey to the End of the Night"

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Originally posted by Wildfir3 Al Bundy: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat"

classic

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

It's better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on.

Don't remember who

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Originally posted by Wildfir3 Al Bundy: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat"

lol, thats great

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Originally posted by DJ_TRON im my opinion...SASHA BLOWS!!!!! Sasha is probly one of the worst DJs ive ever heard...lol...i would be glad not to see her...but the rest of the DJs are good, thats where the fake ID comes in PEACE childsplay

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Originally posted by pink_glitter i think "Commercial" is when peple advertise things in between the music, like local radios, and "mainstream" is when there is uninterrupted music on a radio, i.e like Digitally Imported streams