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Fight against Terrorism!!!
As you may already know, it is sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4pm Eastern Standard Time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling the block for one hour is recommmended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All Australian men are to position themselves on lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban by demonstrating that they think it is ok to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for all Australian women in their anti-terrorist endeavours.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at each Australian man's side will be further proof of anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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Oh, life is bigger ,It's bigger than you,And you are not me,The lengths that I will go to, The distance in your eyes ,Oh no, I've said too much, I set it up
That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion, Trying to keep up with you ,And I don't know if I can do it, Oh no, I've said too much,I haven't said enough, I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you sing, I think I thought I saw you try.
But that was just a dream, That was just a dream, But that was just a dream, Try, cry, why try? That was just a dream ,Just a dream, just a dream, Dream
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