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Re: a funny tale
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
This is a long story, so in the interests of all who read this thread, ive summed it up into a list of details presented in chronological order
-3 years ago, my car gets totaled by a dump truck while illegally parked on the side of an alley and i get no compensation
-on my way home from parents, i round an alley towards my parking lot and i grazed a Saab parked on the side of an alley
-little damage was done but the guy was a real ass; asked me to admit guilt then called the cops; apparently, hes an attorney
-i figured, 'fine we'll both get tickets'
-my roomate comes out and starts making fun of the Saab guy as im taking pictures and they start arguing.
-Cop arrives, everyone calms down as he asseses the situation
-Cop calls me to his car, makes me fill out a witness statement, and lets me go, no ticket
-Cop gives Saab guy a ticket
-Me and my roomates celebrated in our usual ritual fashion.
To make this shit even crazier, this saab guy was at an illegally run saab garage thats situated right behind my house. So the guy who runs that was all trying to downplay what was going on there and why there were 7 or 8 saabs about. The cop was actually pretty disinterested, he looked high (on marijuana) to me, but i couldnt tell. I was just glad I didnt get a ticket, got no damage and wont be hurt on my insurrance. He should read up on his law ...i only knew cause the same shit happened to me before. |
Yeah, yeah... been there before. If you get really pissed at someone for a fender bender being an asshole, the payback is that you get some of your buds, visit the other party late at night and turn their fucking car on its roof. HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Always worked for me as payback.
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