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i just have a question. i really liked this episode, but i don't know what it was called, nor the episode number. all i remember is this one scene where Stuie is on the stairs and he is arguing with brian about something having to do with hearing. then stuie makes fun of brians sense of hearing (as a dog) and he mouthes: Fuck you. then brian says "i'm telling" and that's all i remember.

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Originally posted by nialsjd i just have a question. i really liked this episode, but i don't know what it was called, nor the episode number. all i remember is this one scene where Stuie is on the stairs and he is arguing with brian about something having to do with hearing. then stuie makes fun of brians sense of hearing (as a dog) and he mouthes: Fuck you. then brian says "i'm telling" and that's all i remember.

That's from episode 2ACX19 - also known as: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea.

Eliza's entrance

Stewie (to Brian): I say old sport, why don't you pull your face from your own loins and bury it in some humble pie!

(Cut to stairs: [A stain grows on Eliza's dress, from the inside)

Eliza: Oh, bloody 'ell!] I've gorn and wet meself!

(Brian grins)

Stewie : Don't give me that smug look! [Fine. Well, if you have extra-sensitive hearing, hear this!

(Stewie mouths the words 'fuck' and 'you'.)

Brian: I'm telling! (runs off)

Stewie : Ah! I.. uh! No! I said 'vacuum'!]

just this sec finished watching an eposiode, a classic, the one were Peter discovers he has an African-American ancestor,
There reading the journal of the ancestor where he describes how he once got farted in the face by a horse, so in retalation he grabs the horse in a head lock and farts back in its face, lol classic line.

best show ever!

Peter (trying to discover his artistic talent):

painting class - [turns to classmate nervously] uhh...am I supposed to paint the penis?

sculpting class - uhh...am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

music class - uhh...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

something like that
lool

in the episode where Peter goes to washington to lobby for cigarette company:

[man walks up to Peter]
Man: Hi Peter, I'm Dick Army!
Peter; [laughing hysterically] AHAhahHAHAHAHa, yeah right...what's your wife's name -- vagina coastguard??



oh yeah...another one, I think Peter is mad at Brian, so he's not talking to him and he seats himself inside a glass cube at the dinner table. While there, you see Peter fart, then he sniffs -- aparently the fart is horrible b/c you then see Peter gasping for air and panicked, scraping at the sides of the glass in attempt to get out, and then he passes out.
lololololol
so funny

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I think I used up all my quotes on the last thread dedicated to the family guy.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 I think I used up all my quotes on the last thread dedicated to the family guy.

yeah same here


but its still such a great show!

What the Duece?

I was hoping Adult Swim would have a Family Guy Marathon during one of their Sunday nights... It'd be cool if the in-between episode/commercial parts had tidbits about Family Guy as well as info on the upcoming movie, episodes, and toys.

my favorite one is the episode where ricky martin is really jewel, and batman is trying to find out whos taking his water.

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Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

this toon is great...only saw it once in my friend's house after getting stoned...pretty damn funny, especially Stewie - that's the kid with the adult tone and demeanor, right?

I like how they included the unaired episode 'When You Wish Upon a Weinstein' from series 3 on the end of the series 2 dvd.. I don't understand what is so offensive about it. They are much more insulting programs on TV.