I think humidity is an oft unthoughtof factor when trying to gauge how loud a fart is going to be.

LOL

farts are just your butt-cheeks rippling from the expulsion of the gas. I just think thats hilarious

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well force combined with aperature size and shape is also important, but dry farts seem to have more glide to them.

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Originally posted by Mebot farts are just your butt-cheeks rippling from the expulsion of the gas. I just think thats hilarious

Oh God, LOL.

Now that would explain why heavier people with big asses fart so hard.

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Originally posted by Mebot farts are just your butt-cheeks rippling from the expulsion of the gas. I just think thats hilarious

rofl

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For the fat people I think its more of a bubble of gas moving through and it creates a vacuum of sorts. When it finally reaches daylight the tenso-elasticty of the flab makes it violently clash back together again. This creates a rebound effect due to the bouncy nature of fat. The succeeding gas bubbles create greater and greater subsequent vibrations due to the laws of fluid dynamics.

OMG THE PRESSURE IS TOOOOOO GREAT



ahh much better

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