This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.


4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...speak it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."

If you agree with the above forward it..........
SO SO SO TRUE.... GOTTA LOVE THIS GUY... FOR ALL U LIBERALS- PLEASE READ IT CAREFULLY.... IF U DONT LIKE IT- GET OUT TOO

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You do know that Robin Williams is a comedian right...

IN_COLD_BLOOD: are you serious?

Robin Williams is a true clown. He can't be taken seriously for anything given his history of idiocy.


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Haha I like that plan

Hah yeah I like most of those too

if it wasn't comedy, it would be an exercise in futility.

we can not win for losing.

hey that plan ownz unless ur an immigrant- i realize he is a comedian- but hey if u dont live in america u rele dont have a say in this- if u do and disagree- u are a blind liberal who thinks we are there just to get oil- if we were there just to get oil we wuld have blew all of them to hell and would have taken the oil- but no... we are so nice and considerate and helping them rebuild their god dam country... and a few american soliders gotta ruin it by taking pictures of arabs when they abuse them- i think we shuld not ever interfere again and let israel work it out over there- we would be way richer if we didnt spend all the money on immigrants and war- (immigrants get welfare, which is our tax money- if u didnt realize that)

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You recon he was serious? Your actually taking this quite litrally?

He's making a point that America isn't that bad, which I'd agree with.

But it's not ment to be taken litrally.

I mean you do realise that America is completely unsustainable on its own? So is everywhere really if you want to stay living the way we do.

As the quality of life rises and globalisation takes hold across the world. The standard "western" way of life will become the world way of life. This is unsustainable and so we will have to change anyway. Just now is a transitonary period. A pretty scary one too. The next 100 or so years is going to lead to real changes in evry facet of the way we live.

...but I digress

...it was a joke

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

Last edited by Dervish on Jun-08-2004 at 09:47

Can I please see some source stating that this is really the writings of Robin Williams? I've always pictured him as being a calm friendly person - possesing humour even. But this text is so narrow-minded and hateful that I cannot fathom that it is of his conception. And as to it being a joke - where's the punchline? The profound humour?

hehe, agree tranceaholic

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Originally posted by IN_COLD_BLOOD hey that plan ownz unless ur an immigrant- i realize he is a comedian- but hey if u dont live in america u rele dont have a say in this- if u do and disagree- u are a blind liberal who thinks we are there just to get oil- if we were there just to get oil we wuld have blew all of them to hell and would have taken the oil- but no...

if you did that, you would probably get the whole world against, ie the whole world would boycott you, and you are really not that strong, you need the rest of the world (for investments and trade). and yeah, that would be to take things waaaaaaaaaaaay to far for some oil

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we are so nice and considerate and helping them rebuild their god dam country... and a few american soliders gotta ruin it by taking pictures of arabs when they abuse them-

yeah, why those pictures? stupid idiots...

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i think we shuld not ever interfere again and let israel work it out over there- we would be way richer if we didnt spend all the money on immigrants and war- (immigrants get welfare, which is our tax money- if u didnt realize that)

true, then why do you think you go to useless wars? to liberate people? do you think american people pay hundreds of millions of tax dollars to liberate iraq? no.

as for immigrants, they give you labor

sure, most countries act in self interest, but to claim that you don't is rather stupid imo.

soo, i have too much time right now, so i replied to all those patetic points

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Originally posted by IN_COLD_BLOOD This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

here's my plan:

1. stop start useless war such as Iraq, only ones where you have reasons to do it and where you get international support, like in afganistan.

2. Stop be so fucking narrow minded about other ways of thinking.

3. withdraw most of your troops in the middle east, they piss people off there.

yeah, those 3 would be a really good start, you should try it, doesn't sound too hard, right?

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1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

stop thinking about the past all the time, you have done good things, but does that gives you any right whatsoever to do bad things now?

sovjet did sacrifice sooooo much more in WWII than you ever did, how much credit have they got for that? no, you were the heros, sovjet were just the evil...

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2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

sure, but yeah, don't start with those countries...

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3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

i may not be familair with you immigrant system, but don't you already send illegal immigrants home if you find them?

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4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

can you stay more than 90 days in the US today without special permit?

and sure, why not break another human right treaty...

and again, cab drivers and 7-11 cashiers has a function in society too...

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5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

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6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

yay except the alaskan part, very good proposal you should definitely go for it why haven't you already?

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7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

actually, i think you are more dependent of their oil, then they are dependent of your money...

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8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

if they want your help you should help them, every country does that. i really hope that you don't just send a bunch of money to them, if you do, yeah then sure it would get in the wrong hands. but if you instead send rescue people or directed money which your people in place does something with, then the right people will get it.

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9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

whatever...

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10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...speak it...or LEAVE...

like you should learn every language for every country you visit? but yeah, i agree, english is the world language and most of the world learn it, and honestly it quite pisses me off too when people cannot speak english