AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence


BMW
Bought My Wife


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer


CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips


DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FIAT
Fix It All the Time


FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill


GM
General Maintenance


GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?


HONDA
Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing´s Driveable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick´s Irregular Leftover Equipment


SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown


TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


VW
Virtually Worthless

You forgot PONTIAC

Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.

or did you leave it out because of the N?

quite a few more for FORD as well.

funny

And SAAB = Sad Attempt At Beauty.

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Originally posted by 2fan VW Virtually Worthless

Funny shit

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ford = found on road dead
fiat = fix it again tony

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quote:

Originally posted by Lumps You forgot PONTIAC Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.

lol nice one!!

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old, still funny

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