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TIme for me to share with you a lil story
The Tale of Two Islands
By Fr0st
This story revolves arround two islands of which location is unkown, but can lie anywhere any the vast oceans of the world. Yet the islands themselves are only seperated by a small channel of water The inhabitants of one island included a rooster and a vast number of rodents, vermin and weeds. And on the other island lives a cat surrounded with acres of corn and grain....
One day the rooster gazes across at the other island full of corn and grain and thinks to himself how wonderful it would be to eat that instead of the weeds and rodents hes becomes acustumed tooo.... Sooo he decideds hes gonna give it all his might and jump from his island to the other island... So he runs all the way to the far side of the island. Runs as fast as his lil' rooster feet can go... Then as he nears the edge of the island he jumps and flaps his little rooster wings the way roosters doo..... And lands smack down in the middle of the island. Now he is happy as can be knowing that has acres of corn and grain to himself...
All the meanwhile the cat has been watching... And she thinks to herself "well shit, if that little rooster can jump to this island with is scrawny 2 little legs, while i have 4 strong cat legs, I should be able to jump this with no problem"... Soooo she runs to the far side of the island... And gets totally psyched and hopes she does overshoot her target.. She runs as fast as the wind right up to the edge. Jumps, lands smack down in the middle of the water.
Now there is a moral to this story.
"Where there is a wet pussy. there is a happy cock"..
THE END..
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"The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes"
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cheers.
