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GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES!
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an
auto mechanic who never owned a car
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sis
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally
get your head together and
your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example --
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
When I was young,
I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.
And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is
a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics,
If you want anything said,
ask a man.
If you want anything done,
ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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life's too short~simply do!
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Nathan Fake - Outhouse (Valentino Kanzyani Remix) 
UKTA
