http://www.b3ta.com/questions/wanking_disasters/

Can't... stop... laughing...

OMG, that's so funny. And I've only read like 4. Must.... stop... reading....

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I got a story of my own





ONe day i was caught wacking it.....the end

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THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

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Reader's Digest:

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Buying something as uncool as a turntable takes courage and planning.

My Discogs.

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI Brass Monkey that funky Monkey Chang Monkey Chelsea junkie That fucking Monkey

heheh

these are pretty fucking funny (no pun intended )

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there was a kid called Ben who had special needs and would always have an assistant sit next to him. Pretty much every IT lesson we would hear the assistant telling him 'not to go on those naughty sites' and had to keep closing his internet. One day the opportunity arose that his usual assistant wasn't available and no replacement could be found. So mid-lesson we hear a few gasps and Ben is frantically fwapping away to some teen site. The teacher shouts and goes running to the other side of the room, but its too late and he chubs all over his hand and keyboard. I've never seen a kid so happy, he turned around with a huge fucking grin clapping to himself, and when he gets shouted at just looks at the teacher in complete amazement, as if he's done nothing wrong. I've never laughed so hard in my life

LOL!!!!!

Last edited by Mebot on Jun-22-2004 at 21:53

"No Rob. You're the wanker." - ROFFFFFFLLL

these storys r teh win!!11

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

hahah too funny! especially 'full in the face'

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*Sob* I'm crying with the shame of this story... One day when I was a nipper I was going through my most furious fist and the furious stage (a billion times a day or something). Well anyway I had a thing for Jet from Gladiators (the shame)and had recorded the previous nights episode on my massive video. Anyway while watching it Jet was about to do her speciality - the over head rings thing - and I defy any man to not find that a turn on! Feeling randy I watched her lift her right leg really high in the air! Being well turned on I paused the video and proceeded to thrash one out. So I had my trousers round my ankles and was stood in front of the TV, well into the vinegar strokes when my door swung open and there was my Dad!!!! Shit! As I was facing the door there was no way he couldn't tell what I was doing! Within the same second our extremely excitable dog barged into the room and jumped up at me at the very same time my purple monster spurted my man milk! The dog got it full in the face and I fell backwards onto the bed, cock in hand! My Dad was bright red and tried to chase the dog out of the room while I started crying and tried to hide my shame! Burying my face in the pillow I really really wanted to die.... then out of the quiet and my muffled sobs I heard my Dad say "I prefer Lightning to that Jet" then he closed the door! Sometime later I ventured downstairs and into the kitchen fearing laughs and ridicule only to be greeted with the sight of my Dad washing the Dog out in the yard!!!!! Dad I salute you!

hahahahahahaha

rob tell us ur story

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Originally posted by blank rob tell us ur story

sod off p-diddy