1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5.When people say while watching a film "did you see that?” No you idiot, I paid $13.95 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?” Didn't really give me a choice there, did you asswipe?

7.When something is 'new and improved!’ Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8.When people say "life is too short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here, FUCK head?

10.People who say things like 'My eyes aren't as good as they used to be'. So what did they used to be - ears? fucking work boots?

11.When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12.People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks but that's an image I really didn't need.

13.McDonalds staff, who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger - just a "Chicken Burger" gets you blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes then, you fucking McBitch.

14.When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be on my way.


I found these QUITE amusing so if they were posted here previously I apologize, but if not, their pretty funny!!

Nytehawk

Hmm seen those before, long time ago, cant remember where tough...

7 and 8 are fun, rest are pointless rants, I remember being bugged about this one first time I read it: "4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? "

...whoever said that seems to have quite a few brain cells on vacation.. it's the last place you THINK of searching...

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hah.. i love that kind of stuff

it's just the person insulting people, really.

one thing i hate about people is when they get pissed off over stupid shit. work in the restaurant business, you'll know what i mean.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

Can i ask you a Question?


Why are you so bitter?.....Chill out man you'll live happier.

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teh funnay...

i hate ignorance, smugness, im-better-than-you-attitudes, fuck off-attitudes, and people talking out of their ass.

all this combined, and you got a handfull people from these forums

i think this might be from maddox.xmission.com

funny page

9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here, FUCK head?

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10. People how look for small stupid things that anoy them about a person, when there just cant look beond it. (sorry forlong out with a lass who keeps looking for small things to have a go at me with)

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by TweeK Can i ask you a Question? Why are you so bitter?.....Chill out man you'll live happier.

LOL, some ppl just live a sheltered life, and thus leads to NO sense of humour. Live a little ppl, you'll find that life is much more better.

heh cool

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Kind of a waste of energy getting bitter over dumb stuff like that. How about,..

I hate it when every person you walk by that recognizes you has to have a long worthless small talk conversation.

thats a more quality peeve

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