OMG!!

This is a really dumb thread, but I thought it was hilariously funny.

So, here I am trying to take my bra off... usually it takes me like 2 milliseconds and I am done. But for some reason IT WONT COME OFF!!!!!!! So I am like "WHAT THE FUCK?!??!" and I look at it, and it's INSIDE OUT! So I wore it inside out all day long, and didn't even notice. Now I have to try and take it off the backwards way.

Anyways, so I try to get it off for like... 5 more minutes and it finally comes off. I felt like I was trapped! It was a weird feeling.

So, ummm to make this a worthy thread.. does anyone have any funny stories about clothing troubles? IE. Men wearing underwear backwards and then having to pull their pants all the way down to pee? HAHAHA! Or getting trapped in a shirt that didn't fit at the store, and not knowing how you are gonna get it off.

That's happened to me. I'll get it on, but then I can't get it off, and so I have a shirt half way over my head and no one to help me. Then I start hearing *riiip* SHIT! Get this gad damned thing off! LOL.

Ohhh, I wanna hear some "penis in the zipper" stories. Common SHARE!

P.S. Apologies for the lameness in advance. I am bored OK!!

Yeah I've had stuff like that before.

Them bra's can be quite tricky...

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My best friend, a few years back, came to school dressed in these weird jeans. After further inspection and commenting by this guy, it's apparent that the jeans are too tight on him and just look weird... After a few minutes of deliberation, my friend finally goes "OH SH*T! THESE ARE MY SISTERS BELLBOTTOMS!", at which every one of my friends, including myself, died laughing. Unfortunately, we were creeped out right after as soon as my friend replied with "But they're so comfortable to wear..."

Next time you have troubles taking your bra off, I recommend providing a live video stream so that we can all help you with it.

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Ohhh, I wanna hear some "penis in the zipper" stories. Common SHARE!

Never had a "franks and beans" moment (and I hope it remains that way), but I'm sure that most of the guys here will be able to tell you how painful a pubic hair caught in the zipper can be. Just god's way of recommending closer trimming I guess.

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Originally posted by Theresa Men wearing underwear backwards and then having to pull their pants all the way down to pee? HAHAHA!

Nah, you just undo your fly and pull the front bit of your undies down and hold it with one hand, and hold your dick in the other hand... I always do that, can't be bothered with the buttons on my boxer shorts.

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I can only imagaine the "next time, let us help you with your bra" comments that are gonna hit this post...

In karate class we were having final rounds in our spars, and on the last one I was getting real tired, and not bothering to set my gi on as proper as i should, so it slid down a scootch from my waist. During the spar, I decide a fancy high kick would win the round, which it did, but it also rips the gi bottom in two. The judges were luckily able to stop laughing long enough to give the score, before continuing to fall off their chairs.

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pictures of ur undergarments?

ROFL

there was this incident where my belt buckle got caught and wouldnt come off...thats abt it

and there was another incident with another belt where i was just walking around and my trousers just fell down (not entirely but started slipping) my belt had came loose, it was one of them slidey belts...

got a new one now and its cool.

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I've put on my underwear inside out, not backwards I think. And shirts inside out, socks inside out

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i like it like i like too much sugar.

i remember in primary school, about grade 3, i was playing footy on the oval. then i see something come out the bottom of my pants. anyway it was yesterdays jocks! i didnt know wat to do, so i grabbed them quickly and put them in my pocket. luckily no one saw. i had worn the pants the day before, and when i put them on that morning the jocks were still in there. ahhhh


sometimes when im putting on a jumper, i pull it over my head but i cant find the head hole. and i start putting my head through the arm hole or something. it gets embarrasing...

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Originally posted by joshyd i remember in primary school, about grade 3, i was playing footy on the oval. then i see something come out the bottom of my pants. anyway it was yesterdays jocks! i didnt know wat to do, so i grabbed them quickly and put them in my pocket. luckily no one saw. i had worn the pants the day before, and when i put them on that morning the jocks were still in there. ahhhh

The slang! It kills me...

Did you shove crap in your pockets or something?

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Originally posted by Yan The slang! It kills me... Did you shove crap in your pockets or something?

He left a pair of jocks in his pants and they fell out, so he put them in his pocket... where did the crap come from? lol

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"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

I had to cut a pair of jeans off, once, because the zipper was stuck and I was about to get some lovin'.

Last time I sacrifice my favorite pair of pants for a man. Sukka.