Chat Magazine
coming from the makers of "25 Beautiful Gardens" and "Classic Boat", this is the most stunning piece of literature since the bible. i implore you people to go and buy it right now, for 30p you can't go wrong!
some of the top tips are amazing, not to mention the spooky stories!! seriously, read that magazine as i am sure most of the poeple who buy it only buy it to laugh at it (although there are the sad minority who actually seriously read it). Its amazing, coming with headlines such as "Beaten to death while my husband ate his dinner", and killer write in competetions such as "ugliest husbands award" where readers write in and brag about how ugly their husband is.
soon (once you have all aquainted yourselves with the format of the magazine) we will be holding a competetion. many of the sections are by readers who have written in, many of which give you money if you get published. the competetion will be like so:
entrants will write in with a piss-take "spooky story" or "top tip" or other such article elidgable, and then we see who can earn the most money in one month or something like that!
seriously, i think theres money to be made with this, by just writing a load of random bollocks. read it, and you will see what i mean!!
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thats fuckin ridiculous
