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Republican National Covention-Schedule.!
I believe the schedule goes a little something like this:
>Republican Convention Schedule, Revised
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>6:00pm - Opening prayer
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>6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer
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>6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers
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>6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon
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>7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan
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>7:15pm - Additional prayers
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>7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton
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>8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay
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>8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton
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>8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual
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>8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente
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>9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA)
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>9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to Republican party
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>9:30pm - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the
>quads"
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>9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan
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>10:00pm - Chaney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him to go fuckhimself
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>10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea
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>(Bush: "Damn, the SOUTH is our ally. My bad.")
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>10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, who had an
>illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin
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>10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf
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>11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual
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>11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser
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>11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president
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>12:00pm - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am)
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>2:00 am - Hookers arrive for all delegates.
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.. Damm, is wierd not to see the Terrorism and Freedom talking.
