heres one from ralph

quote:

Principle skinner and Mr Crabable were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

and one from Milhouse

quote:

they got chocolate milk now?

When Homer was on medicinal marihuana:

My fingers dont seem to fing alot.....oh there they go.

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Milhouse

Homer while chatting to someone outisde his house:

"I'm not easily impressed."

A few seconds later...

"WOW!!! A BLUE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It tastes like burning..

-Ralph

I find that my favorite quotes from The Simpsons are surrealistic.

Such as:

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" -Ralph Wiggum

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you." -- Military school Commandant's graduation address, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"

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Just about anything Dr. Nick said.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Just about anything Dr. Nick said.

LOL... yes... my favorite from him:


NICK RIVIERA: "Hey look, it's Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"


That caught me off-guard.

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Originally posted by aspergian LOL... yes... my favorite from him: NICK RIVIERA: "Hey look, it's Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!" That caught me off-guard.

"Free nosejobs for everybody!"
"Holy smokes, you need booze!"

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Originally posted by ze7 It tastes like burning.. -Ralph

Kearny's kid: "I sleep in a drawer"

Ralph: "Ms Hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another?
Ms. H: "No, Ralph, go to sleep."
R: "Sleep, yay, that's where I'm a viking."

R: "I bent my wookie."

Etc, ad nauseum.

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Originally posted by UWM Ralph: "Ms Hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another? Ms. H: "No, Ralph, go to sleep." R: "Sleep, yay, that's where I'm a viking."

My favorite!!!
That and the "tastes like burning" one...

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